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Credits:
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Connor Murphy
Screenplay By: Connor Murphy
Story By: Connor Murphy, Joel Watson, Mike Salcedo, Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick
Voice Actors:
Dr. Realdoctor: Joel Watson
Patient: Mike Salcedo
Cop: Dave McElfatrick
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Kris Behr
Character Design: Paul Blair, Jerald Lewis, Geoff Galneda
Background Art: Elizabeth Del Rosario, Shawn Coss
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Supervising Sound Editor \u0026 Mixer: Ben Governale
Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart

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  • CMNator
    CMNator

    This is just Dr. Mario

  • herbet son
    herbet son

    Well when you have got to take a hit! You got take a hit!

  • Bartek Felek
    Bartek Felek

    Am a „Real Person”

  • Nikki Lee
    Nikki Lee

    Juice WRLD

  • TheMagic1
    TheMagic1

    Who did he get his degree from? Dr. Mario?

  • Andrew Knowles
    Andrew Knowles

    What's your favourite episode apart from that one! 🧸🩳🥊🧸🥕🐇🧸🩲💍🧸🧸💍🩲🧸2:47🧸🩲💍🧸🧸🩳🥊🧸🥦🐗🧸🩲💍🧸

  • WilliamOrSomething
    WilliamOrSomething

    0:30 I call this one the lil peep

  • Oğuzhan
    Oğuzhan

    This is the really doctors summary. They just gave drugs and medicine only. they don't find a cure. they just sit on their ass and gives drugs. Doctors can study and find cures for diseases but no sir, just give drugs to keep their illness and take money.

  • Wally
    Wally

    Drugs, drugs, drugs which are good which are bad drugs, drugs, drugs ask your mom or ask your dad! drugs, drugs, drugs, which are good Which our bad drugs, drugs, drugs ask your mom or ask your dad!

  • Red T
    Red T

    I can't believe that doctor use that guy as a bong

  • ඞTrollge 2: Electric Boogalooඞ
    ඞTrollge 2: Electric Boogalooඞ

    1:01 *Cociane*

  • Yiminy Cricket
    Yiminy Cricket

    ah yes, the optimal strategerie in getting the high score in Dr. Mario...

  • 1 ofth0seguys
    1 ofth0seguys

    This...gives a new meaning to the term "Smoke his a$$!"

  • Katherine Showalter
    Katherine Showalter

    Guy: I have a headache Real doctor: *pills*

  • willwillbill Bill
    willwillbill Bill

    0:32 props to the guy for nocking back 5 pill bottle caps like they’re nothing lmao

  • Jimmy Wallaby
    Jimmy Wallaby

    Mans said the next JWRLD

  • Squeak & Woof Anime
    Squeak & Woof Anime

    Dr. Realdoctor sounds like my psychiatrist... Depression? Have a pill! Anxiety? Have a pill! Gay? Have a pill! You're a furry? Have a pill! Suicidal thoughts? Have a pill! Let's just say I'm taking the whole pharmacy...

    • Flatty Matty
      Flatty Matty

      You exist? Have a pill! Breathing? *Have a pilling Pill!*

    • Flatty Matty
      Flatty Matty

      Having Pills? Have a pill!

  • Ahsangamer 27 #4
    Ahsangamer 27 #4

    YO LOL I WAS KINDA CONFUSED AT THE END OF WHAT HAPPENED BUT THEN I UNDERSTAND THAT HE BASICALLY TOLD THE GUY TO TAKE ALL THE DRUGS THEN HE CAN USE HIS BODY AS A BONG THEN SMOKE THROUGH IT BRUH LOL THATS MORE OF A SCIENTIST 🤣🤣

  • LazyBoi357
    LazyBoi357

    Modern psychiatrists in a nutshell.

  • PrimalAnimations
    PrimalAnimations

    Ah yes, American Doctors

  • Atomic Reactor
    Atomic Reactor

    I have no words for this...

  • Rau pe
    Rau pe

    As a real doctor i can confirm this is 100% true

  • Jack Gibson
    Jack Gibson

    0:35 Dr. Mario in a nutshell

  • FrostyBlu
    FrostyBlu

    Juice wrld be like 0:38

  • Naha 2016
    Naha 2016

    This feels like doctor Mario

  • Anonymous Human being
    Anonymous Human being

    Seems legit

  • imran fnaf club
    imran fnaf club

    Uissjsuchhc

  • WillWhiskey
    WillWhiskey

    As a smart doctor's once said "once you start going down this endless rabbit hole of diseases you realise there's something fundamentally wrong with how we live our lives"

  • tristan lam
    tristan lam

    dr.mario in a nutshell

  • Green-Eyed Psycho
    Green-Eyed Psycho

    The amount of drugs he smoked at once could send you to heaven in an Instant

  • Quinn Waloch
    Quinn Waloch

    Oh man don't take all

  • John noel i found one Jonsay
    John noel i found one Jonsay

    Mom: my child doesn't effect drugs the child now: 👁️👄👁️

  • all evil francis Jacs Buena
    all evil francis Jacs Buena

    Fat boll fatbe fat you all

  • Roman C
    Roman C

    Ellie,Joel and Abby in the last of us be like: 0:30

  • Tomb Kings
    Tomb Kings

    ಠಿ_ಠ

  • Edman 2000
    Edman 2000

    Dr. Mario really threw them pills

  • raging stiffy
    raging stiffy

    ironic my mom died from oding from a doctor a month ago o-o this show follows my life reeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • veritism
    veritism

    What. The. Fuck.

  • MizantropMan
    MizantropMan

    Reminds me of that time my character in a postapocalyptic TTRPG game ate fistfulls of expired pills because we didn't have a medic in the party, but I somehow made the luck roll and it healed me from getting struck by lightning. Yeah, we later fixed a nuclear reactor by rolling high enough. That game was really something.

  • Hyacinth Gibbons
    Hyacinth Gibbons

    Funny

  • Llampaca
    Llampaca

    My man’s going for the “how did we get here?” achievement.

  • Pratik Rai
    Pratik Rai

    Now he's suffering from OBESITY.

    • The Asian One
      The Asian One

      More pills then

  • Zachary Akers
    Zachary Akers

    Hi

  • Griffin Silverblack
    Griffin Silverblack

    Moral of the story: Pills here!

  • Stonks 69
    Stonks 69

    bruh

  • Maribel Begino
    Maribel Begino

    The pills look like sprinkles.

  • Thomas-Joe Gray
    Thomas-Joe Gray

    Smoking crack out of a dead man’s ass, talk about a high

  • ashley lamoureux
    ashley lamoureux

    Dude literally turned him into a bong

  • Flaming Pheonix
    Flaming Pheonix

    1700s when someone gets a cough

  • marcel k
    marcel k

    0:30 its so 2021.. poor humanity

  • Ju Organization
    Ju Organization

    This is just doctor Mario

  • Mistrz Ogrodnik
    Mistrz Ogrodnik

    Dr.mario be like

  • Jack Scompletelackofsurprise
    Jack Scompletelackofsurprise

    I’m still waiting for the punchline

  • ZX
    ZX

    😦

  • Argonwolfproject
    Argonwolfproject

    The word "cocaine" is spelled correctly the first time he holds the bag up, but then it's misspelled as "cociane" all subsequent times.

  • Lucifer MorningStar
    Lucifer MorningStar

    🤣🤣🤣🤣best "Real" doctor ever

  • Xavier Zara
    Xavier Zara

    Basically Dr Mario

  • Cyrus Malvecino
    Cyrus Malvecino

    YEAH HAHA WOO DRUGS AND WOMEN!!!

  • Ron C
    Ron C

    That ending was completely unexpected. Lol.

  • Late to the Game
    Late to the Game

    I'm noticing a pattern with this and the previous Realdoctor short. I won't say what

  • Benjamin Crews
    Benjamin Crews

    And that's how I met your father

  • Klocek 123
    Klocek 123

    Like doctor mario

  • Chris RJ
    Chris RJ

    What I want to know is: Will there be a sequel to the doctor who turned people into tables and furniture???

  • Sharik Harib
    Sharik Harib

    DID HE JUST BONG HIM?

  • richard strong
    richard strong

    They are all drugs

  • Riley McArthur
    Riley McArthur

    Dr Mario be like:

  • David50X
    David50X

    I can't unsee that

  • King Of Lee
    King Of Lee

    I read the description

  • Môrsíne Sabishī
    Môrsíne Sabishī

    That ending tho. Pure cyanide

  • ImNotJasmine
    ImNotJasmine

    Why did the cops come I don’t see anything bad🤔🤔

  • Patrick
    Patrick

    That’s some messed up shit right there

  • Enrico Famoso
    Enrico Famoso

    He was a "real criminal".

  • Gregory Hutchinson
    Gregory Hutchinson

    Did Mario train him in how to be a real doctor

  • Miscellaneous Chaos
    Miscellaneous Chaos

    Dr. Mario be like:

  • Quai Shan
    Quai Shan

    He’s selling drugs for free. He’s doing this for fun

  • Samuel Thomson
    Samuel Thomson

    Michael Jacksons doctor be like:

  • Nick Perkins
    Nick Perkins

    Pov Doctor Mario

  • Nicolas BERNAUDIN
    Nicolas BERNAUDIN

    New drug: the cociane

  • highgarfield
    highgarfield

    I’m the 1000th comment yay

  • elijah suarez
    elijah suarez

    *He is the best doctor*

  • N
    N

    My bling bling: REEEEEEEAAAAL

  • VoidBG
    VoidBG

    thats as much pills as a regular binding of issac run

  • Ender
    Ender

    It's his fault for downing the pills

  • Judo Jamie
    Judo Jamie

    Dr. Mario in a nutshell

  • Joe Black
    Joe Black

    This is a thing. There is a Doctor Chad Dockter out there.

  • ARYAN SHARMA A/L SAMEER SHARMA Moe
    ARYAN SHARMA A/L SAMEER SHARMA Moe

    When breaking bad & good doctor combine

  • Rachele Garcia
    Rachele Garcia

    He is really a "Realdoctor"

  • Mega Rayquaza
    Mega Rayquaza

    0:32 this man jugged all of those.

  • Jordy De Zee
    Jordy De Zee

    dr. Mario in smash be like

  • crazy_pyxlz
    crazy_pyxlz

    Is that drugs

  • Sasindu Bimsara
    Sasindu Bimsara

    Why are we still here?

  • pump the pumpkin
    pump the pumpkin

    Hilarious

  • Akshay Watode
    Akshay Watode

    I wish 30 million subscribers

  • krrrruptidsoless
    krrrruptidsoless

    What the hell does he mean real doctor, that guy's gonna die.

  • PopcornBoy 44
    PopcornBoy 44

    So this is Dr. Mario

  • Tommysquid 0
    Tommysquid 0

    that doctor be kinda sus ngl

  • 경기도성남시아탑동에사는김제동
    경기도성남시아탑동에사는김제동

    UNPREDICTABLE

  • Vali Lucifer
    Vali Lucifer

    A human crack pipe there really isn't any new ideas

  • Watson C.
    Watson C.

    I would like to see all the doctors in this C&H universe meet up. Like the one who turn patients into furnitures.

  • TheyCallMeBruski
    TheyCallMeBruski

    Dr Mario be like

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