Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special
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  • Denise Little
    Denise Little

    My favorite comedian!


    :( :(

  • Lil’ Miss Wonder
    Lil’ Miss Wonder

    Andy Woodhull is one of the funniest comedians that isn’t crude or use harsh language. I like the other types of comedy too. Buts it’s nice to see different styles. Love hearing his stories as a dad and a husband. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 One of my favorite comedians. Thanks Andy. 🥰🥳❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖🥳🥰 This special never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • shivani kuyate
    shivani kuyate

    Michael McIntyre’s estranged brother 🤩

  • Derva Kommt von hinten
    Derva Kommt von hinten

    lets be real, its not the woman you picked. its the best deal you could find in a reasonable time so you settled. if you had had your free choice of women, you likely wouldnt have picked her.

  • marius666

    Women really do be laughing at anything and everything.

  • Myth Vengeance
    Myth Vengeance

    funny but that little laugh thing he does while telling the jokes bugs me for some reason

  • heywood yabuzzoff
    heywood yabuzzoff

    His cadence/delivery reminds me of bert kreischer

  • Linda Carter
    Linda Carter

    I've watched this at least twice and it still makes me cry laughing...

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    anna avolio

    The nebulous floor symptomatically sip because sugar coincidingly collect including a vengeful married. redundant, receptive insect

  • WOLFDawg 606
    WOLFDawg 606

    “Think your gonna get a red one? You’re outta your mind!”

  • Selepa Alatasi
    Selepa Alatasi

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  • Alec Scarcliff
    Alec Scarcliff

    hes great id pay to see him

  • Rozemarijn van der Steen
    Rozemarijn van der Steen

    "She just sat there and angrily choked down a dry salad cause she was too lazy to swivel to the fridge" 😀😀

  • Rozemarijn van der Steen
    Rozemarijn van der Steen

    One of the best stand-up I've seen so far. This guy's hilarious!

  • Tony Pegler
    Tony Pegler

    I have just watched this for the rd time - never gets old.

  • Slick Ric
    Slick Ric

    Wait until you have raised your kid for30 years only to find out your stepfather........ in my case I was his uncle

  • Christian Rubert
    Christian Rubert

    Can you do a set on father and son's and showing up late to appointments

  • Brian Kleinschmidt
    Brian Kleinschmidt

    That's good stuff. Thanks for laughs.

  • Samantha Conn
    Samantha Conn

    This guy is too freakin' funny man. Him and Kevin Bozeman on the Dry Bar Comedy Team. They are HILARIOUS. ❤🤘

  • Chimera Black
    Chimera Black

    I'm amazed that people are laughing at this. This is so bad I would just walk out.

  • Light Being
    Light Being

    This guy should be famous 😭

  • None None
    None None

    Always told my ex to be ready at 5 when i want to leave at 7. 2 hours, you need that 2 hour buffer..

  • Kathy Arieller
    Kathy Arieller

    Don't fart on TV lease

  • Faux Imposter
    Faux Imposter

    "Sweet Dreams!"

  • Faux Imposter
    Faux Imposter

    "Did you think I brought you to a corn-hallway?" "Give my regards to Malachi!" Instant upvote & goodbye. Forever.

  • Faux Imposter
    Faux Imposter

    Um yeah - try being the step- *grand* parent...who met the actual grandparent *decades* after the original female grandparent f*cked around on "Grandpa." (hard eye-roll & I'm lookin' at *you,* BNSA - you bit*h!)

  • Marty Ollier
    Marty Ollier

    So, if you're a father of 2 and your wife is already a mother of 2 before you met and you have 2 kids together and the boat is sinking, you can only save 1 kid each, which 2 kids do you save?

  • fmj 556
    fmj 556

    Women make you poor.

  • Dark Lord Vyper
    Dark Lord Vyper

    I'm totally using that monster idea lol

  • isabella

    This guy needs to talk whit his wife

  • scott riggs
    scott riggs

    He kinda looks like Mike Myers don't he ???

  • rtdmna

    Wish i could 'like' again! Bloody funny just talking about real life.

  • Rhonda Weber
    Rhonda Weber

    I like this guy.

  • Walter M. Roberts III, PhD
    Walter M. Roberts III, PhD

    If this dude's wife and 16 year old daughter are indistinguishable when bent over from behind, either something is very wrong or something is very right in his life! (Amazingly funny routine!)

  • tanoah2405

    I feel like women are a whole genre on their own😂😂😂

  • Nadine Melinda van Helsdingen
    Nadine Melinda van Helsdingen

    mk ultra

  • Molochkai

    This is the best stand up i have seen in years TY.

  • Jonny B
    Jonny B

    Can you imagine your spouse or partner up on stage bitching about your character flaws to hundreds or thousands of total strangers, and then having it broadcast on the internet for even more strangers to see? His next special will be about his divorce.

  • Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
    Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

    “I’m not taking a shower, I’m just rinsing off.” “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes.” I’ve heard these from my wife many times.

    • Grahame Gould
      Grahame Gould

      Thumbs up for your name!

  • Kara Owens
    Kara Owens

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    Your monster joke for kids ya gee thanks cause my parents lied about life so badly by the time we were 18&19 yrs old my parents got scared and aviod us and say well did you hear that thunder no I didn't dad he farted

  • Anthony Johnson
    Anthony Johnson

    I haven't laughed yet, are they spraying laughing gas into the audience?

  • Steve's happy little trees
    Steve's happy little trees

    This guy is hilarious!

  • Miguel Hernandez
    Miguel Hernandez

    mcdonalds elon musk

  • Cool Shirt
    Cool Shirt

    Amazing comedian. First time I seen and listen to this guy. Going to follow him

  • James Glick
    James Glick

    Jeff, your wife's comedic did she know?!?

  • Linda Adams
    Linda Adams

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  • votw 801
    votw 801

    Not funny.

  • Raymond Boyd
    Raymond Boyd

    Dont like his Jimmy Fallon type of delivery.

    • Raymond Boyd
      Raymond Boyd

      He's pre-laughing at a joke he's probably told 100x. Talk about breaking the 4th wall.

  • Joshua De Vries
    Joshua De Vries


  • Fistmybeer

    Nice! :D

  • Andy Levy
    Andy Levy

    I have watched this clip many times now and ever time it is hilarious !!!

  • B.W.Fontaine

    What if one or both daughters are found to have meth in their rooms?

  • The Horry Sheet Show
    The Horry Sheet Show

    This is cringeworthy at best.. It has to be canned laughter.. who laughs at this??

  • liverpool0690

    This man really makes me want a family! Lol

  • Venger Satanis
    Venger Satanis


  • Banjo Banjo
    Banjo Banjo

    SVname is a turd. PLease leave SVname. Use @t or @t instead.

  • shara pittman
    shara pittman

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  • Karl Pearson
    Karl Pearson

    I've watched this video 5 times. Give me a month's rest from Andy, and I'll watch it again because even though I've been married for ~44 years, so am not a step, I have 7 children and 21 grandchildren (so far), and we've watched our descendants do most of the stuff he makes me laugh about. So so funny!

  • atterol jones
    atterol jones

    Good material. Good delivery.

  • Magic Skillz
    Magic Skillz

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  • BushPiG0

    Is that a laughing voice over recording, seems the "laughing" is all the same. Watch someone funny and compare the difference.

  • Honey Child
    Honey Child

    Thanks for the laughs be4 work! 😂☠

  • AngelOne11

    I was laughing the whole time. He is my new fave!

  • crazyguy84

    Thank God women don't see me as a husband prospect

  • Solivagant 924
    Solivagant 924

    If real, these women's behavior is triggering me lmao

  • Corinne Butterworth,LE
    Corinne Butterworth,LE


  • Twilightsummerbreeze

    It is great to hear comedians who do not need to lean on foul language to get a laugh.

  • anjana vadiveloo
    anjana vadiveloo

    The cruel reading italy doubt because family interspecifically tease under a wet starter. callous, normal alto

  • Jackie J
    Jackie J

    i'm always late i'm even gonna be late for my own funeral

  • Dillinger R.
    Dillinger R.

    This is hilarious

  • Dainsleif

    Kid laziness 101% accurate 😂

  • Thomas Jackson
    Thomas Jackson

    Cold pizza is the best. No question. On the subject of putting things in the dishwasher, one of my weights decided normal plastic vs micro wave was a bright idea. Heat and plastic turns out to be a bad idea. On the subject of putting an oil fire out with water 😂 that almost burnt the house down. We try as step parents.

  • Jane from Canada
    Jane from Canada

    You are awesome : ) Super funny!

  • James

    Shake meat is edible.... why bury the snake?

  • Matt Schuler
    Matt Schuler

    This is really funny! Especially liked the “you ain’t a China guy”


    "the woman I've picked"... He really doesn't understand the mating game....

  • Steven Nihipali
    Steven Nihipali

    Nah man, i tell her half hour or more... cause i like to get there early and pick my seating cause i want good seats

  • Marlene Eisnor
    Marlene Eisnor

    He is grest

  • T Bone
    T Bone

    Well this was terribly unfunny. I really can't relate to some peoples humor.

  • Mike D
    Mike D

    Good stuff I got to laugh and relate to think you said. And laugh some more for 30 something mins need it thanks alot.....

  • Roger

    So just to clear something up. Is his wife having his child or another step kid lol

  • Padre 23
    Padre 23

    My wife and I argued for four years about getting a waterbed. Finally I won. Now we seem to have drifted apart!

  • Mary Wemigwase
    Mary Wemigwase

    Lots of careful programming there

  • Trey Best
    Trey Best

    “Who’s coaching this team anyway? What’s that? It’s your real dad? Oh, that’s my bad then...” 😂

  • Josh Keech
    Josh Keech

    I just stumbled across this..... this is the funniest non political, clean humor I've seen in a long time!!

  • Spencer

    I mean.. I will literally take a pizza out of the oven just to put it back in the freezer...

  • Kevin Hibbard
    Kevin Hibbard

    The pizza argument is one tact, I never thought of.

  • 13lessins

    Yooooo i click this by an accident but man this guy is really funny

  • Jake LaLonde
    Jake LaLonde

    Is this a character skit or is it really this guy's life? I wouldn't want it.

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    Emmons Leroy

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  • Darth nataS
    Darth nataS

    My son eats cold soup. Right out of the can.

  • Maggs Bufton
    Maggs Bufton

    The Monster story ...brilliant.

  • Dustin Allen
    Dustin Allen

    This man is a raging homosexual

  • Verity Y
    Verity Y

    His wife is my twin. I'm going to play this for my husband and see how much he laughs. I was late to our wedding. I was even late for my birth... 3 weeks late. I set my clocks ahead to trick myself and try to leave 30 minutes early... Still late.

  • CJ32 pull2
    CJ32 pull2

    I can see him fighting a worm 😂

  • CJ32 pull2
    CJ32 pull2

    5 minutes in and it’s been nothing but killers 😂 👏


    Killed it

    • CJ32 pull2
      CJ32 pull2

      28 minutes in this is great so far

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    Daisy Carr

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