The website MyHeritage came up with something called “Deep Nostalgia” that will animate old pictures of your ancestors, security forces are on high alert at the Capitol thanks to a QAnon prophesy that says Donald Trump returns to the White House tomorrow, former VP Mike Pence wrote an op-ed about how the election was “marked by significant voting irregularities,” the logo for the new Amazon app had to be removed because critics claimed it resembled Hitler, England is rebranding breast milk, the CDC is hashing out guidelines for those who have been vaccinated to transition back into normal life, Jimmy interviews two young people who allegedly were caught dressing up as old people to get vaccines, “This Week in COVID History,” and lower birth rates are causing alarm amongst health officials so they’re looking for new ways to market parenthood to a skeptical generation.
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you forgot no realistic daycare that's.affordable by realistic where your.kid.doesn't come home with.a black eye,.you don't have to drive clear.
are you okay?
I don't understand how voting registration and gerrymandering is even allowed to happen. In India, The Federal Central Election Commission (CEC) a non-partisan constitutional body entrusted with conducting state and federal elections. As per CEC regulation, no person should have to be more than 2km away from a voting station. This means that in India, there is a polling booth inside a forest that has a single voter. Every election, election officials reach a temple inside that forest where the priest votes and after that election officials go back. This is how elections should be conducted.
On a serious note here is how to get more people willing to have kids... Women joined the workforce but Men never increased how much they help at home... men its your home too do your part.
I hate it
How dare those punks at Dodger Stadium not give those nice Greenbergs the vaccine! It's the same here at Yankee Stadium!
Harvey & Miriam Greenberg really made this show!
your all freckles
Bring President Trump back to save our Country
Did Germo just clap for himself ... wow such talent.
Trump proves America doesn't need a president and that the spider is doing just fine at causing misery and death wishes.
Guillermo is the OG
Qanuts & MAGA maggots
Peep our hilarious pop-punk tune (Pizza-Gate Princess) about a boy trying to console his conspiracy theory obsessed girlfriend.
The zippy plaster greely dam because scarf theoretically subtract an a steady growth. difficult, dirty carol
Trump is el presidente again March 20th? There's only so much raw nuts this nation can handle. Can't we round them up and roast them?
Cancel Jimmy he sucks
Lol. You're just mad, Lou.
and yet HERE YOU ARE
This guy hasn't been funny in years.
and yet HERE YOU ARE
5:20. From now on, they will be referred to as "Chesticles."
Poodles have more intelligence ...and class.
chest milk?! so, pain in the mammaries would be considered chest pain? that sounds confusing medically. they need clearer nomenclature
HE SUCKS
SAY IT JIMMY!!!! SAY IT!!! Black Lives Matter! I can’t hear you Jimmy!! SAY IT LOUDER!!! Say it!!!
Those children are great actors!
Guillermo doesn't look like a tele-tubby Jimmy, don't be mean :-(
Agreed. That was a flat out insult, all in a lame attempt to get some laughs.
Biden cheated
No. Donald lost all on his own....lmao.
The election was stolen. Blocking windows to prevent republican observers, Stopping the count and during the no-counting time, Biden takes the lead, more people in some counties voted than there are registered voters. Evidence was never examined - always and excuse why not to see it. Biden didn't campaign, Hunter's crap came out and the media helped push the lie that it was Russian disinformation - then after the election they let out the truth. It's real and it's real bad. Trump got more votes than any other in American history and Biden beat that! Without campaigning or having the ability to attract a crowd of more than 7 people. You're a fool to believe that. And look what he's doing - all failures - border, foreign affairs. And he's not done destroying America from the inside yet.
2:25 "despicable act"? The PEACEFUL protest was planned and expected to be big. Trump said - "go and peacefully and patriotically make your voice heard". The rioting started before they could have gone from Trump location to the capital. I don't care who you are. that's not incitement. The impeachment failed because of this simple fact.
Just found out about the smoking thing from a friend. Such bs. I have smoked in the past but I’ll be damned if I go before a teacher who decided never to smoke.
Remember the juggies Jimmy? Pepperidge farm remembers!
It’s gross that there’s this pressure being put on people to have kids. Politicians are only worried about drops in consumerism/the economy. Leave money out of the discussion of why people should birth people. Planet Earth needs less humans
Not if Jimmy Kimmel ever had testicles this joke would be funny
Jimmy I am not sure if it's really you talking, or if it's Donald impersonating you. That's what the Qkaput is telling me.
Yes, by all means, have kids. Overpopulation? Naw, kids are the best. We need like a trillion more people. Uh-oh, but we will need to build homes for all the new people, you say?.No problemo-- we can use the trees from our national parks and move the extra people into the suburbs we build there. Whee! Humanity is the bestus thing jebus ever invented.
Interesting comments. What else would I expect from fans of one of the sleaziest people in television.
You're a good man Jimmy .... but the future of this world depends on fewer people..... not more.
My coffee almost came up my nose from the chestnuts comment 😂
I am waiting for you and your kids to be vaccinated since you are supporting Biden🤣
Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel why this clown on my SVname
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Man....i love kimmel but lay off Guillermo, jimmy.
Oh jimmy leave Mr G alone lol he’s happy
The baby on the toilet seat 🤣🤣🤣 "Yeah I'm fine"
The kid in the toilet! Hilarious, but I felt kind of sorry for the little fellow.
Biden fail on his promises including ending Yemen war the worst human catastrophe.
The world is overpopulated because the generations before had too many babies and not enough resources to keep this crap up. There needs to be balance, so no we don't need to have more children.
Guillermo: "It just comes out of me" Well that escalated quickly - or is that some other word starting with "E"... Oh my!
What great little actors
I got too much love to give Jimmy !....Awesome
Brainwashing entertainment here
This may have been the best Guillermo bit ever 🤣
Those kids are so cool!
So there's T shirts supporting the insurection?
The trump supporters lmao
A way to be more inclusive would be to say “parent” vs “mom”. WE ALL HAVE BREASTS. Men, women, non binary people. We all have breasts. Some make milk, some don’t.
Show off your ancle bracelet you sick perv
Q is probably in a basement of his mother's house, in a 3rd world country or in Russia, North Korea or China laughing hysterically at the idiots that believe everything he says!!!
Other than the fact that these conspiracy theorists are completely and utterly whacked... what the hell is wrong with them?!?
Really... What has DonTrumpet on these people??? I "understand" the average John and Qs with profecies and stuff, but my brain refuses to acknowledge that people elected to act on behalf of the American people can be subject to this unless they've done VERY bad things and the don has them on tape... But again, everyone has the don on tape and still running free... Sth is really wrong over there :/
Not right to have kids cuss like that.
Forget March 20th. How about April 20th...Hitler's birthday?
We all know jimmy used to be a hippy
This guys about as funny as cancer .
Jimmy Kimmel never had testicles.
Yeeeeeaaaah I'm 25 and I cant see myself having a kid. Terrifying.
You're getting children to use bad language! That's why I hardly watch this crap anymore. Degenerate
Besides little children.. has anyone ever seen Kimmels balls ?
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This guy is trash
Wait! He had a pair?
Are you obsessed with Donald Trump or are you almost done talking about him what's going on do you love him Trump 2024
The entire Republican party is spineless
QAnumbs 😂
What I love about you Jimmy is nail it ! With a comedy twist ! 😄 That's very rare talent in a person ! Crack up all of us that watch you while telling the truth about a situation at the same time ! Keep it coming Jimmy you are the man !
Can you stop boy crushing on Trump already? Move ON MORON.
Wasn't 2000 going to be Armageddon? Well another scam, toxictrump resurfacing.
@9:23 " Oh Well."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
if you have a second it probably won’t be 2 times a week.
Qanon Fan Fiction and Wish Lists : the Trump Troglodyte Bible and Apocrypha When Your Golden GOD abandons you and high tails it back to the Country Club turns out Fan Fiction isn't a viable directive to overthrow a gubmint 74 million believe in the Qult. every word. Come On COVID !!!
like all great prophets before him, when the anointed day doesn't come, move the date, again, move the date, Jan6, Mar4, Mar20, Apr1.
Trump ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Many dreams have come and gone! Meanwhile back in Solitary Confinement, the Shaman is crying.." I thought Trump had my back!" 🤣🤣🤣
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Even after trump is out of office, y’all still can’t find any good enough content to talk about other than him
I love Trump too!!!
Fatal attraction to Trump
/eyeroll/ Apparently, neither do you.
Start by raising minimum wage to $15 and hour if you wanna help solve the baby bust.
Jimmy is a goof
That bit with Guillermo was wierd. Didn't like it
Wq
New materials jim?
Ha Idk if anyone mentioned the fact Jimmy used the kid he interviewed the other day, Alan Kim.
Guillermo's healthy sex life is refreshing.
I personally think it is more like a phallic symbol!
Cancel Jimmy Kimmel! That "seniors" sketch was seriously ageist!
Jimmy has a hard on for Trump
Qs dont want love
If you love a person that has gone Q you're not going to see them anytime soon
So QAnon this QAnono that. The authors of the bible believed the earth was flat. The green new deal. The big lie. Get your facts straight. Jan 6. The canceled. The 1st amendment. The 2nd amendment 🤔
Getting kids to curse is like a Jimmy must. Every damn time. Doesn’t fail lol
I was the 1000th dislike even tho I like this show. Sorry I had to...
It's at 999 on my screen and I just refreshed to make sure.
I dunno about you, but I have completely lost interest in Trump or anything he says or does anymore.
Well, it is important to get your dogs neutered or spaded, so good luck vice poodle 🐩 🤣
Like you think, jungle! when ya hear Amazon....not anymore. 100 cigarettes?! Haaaaa haaaaa! Whoever came up with that number should be on FOX!
Those kids are fantastic!