Trump Returning to the White House & Pence Surrenders His Testicles
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The website MyHeritage came up with something called “Deep Nostalgia” that will animate old pictures of your ancestors, security forces are on high alert at the Capitol thanks to a QAnon prophesy that says Donald Trump returns to the White House tomorrow, former VP Mike Pence wrote an op-ed about how the election was “marked by significant voting irregularities,” the logo for the new Amazon app had to be removed because critics claimed it resembled Hitler, England is rebranding breast milk, the CDC is hashing out guidelines for those who have been vaccinated to transition back into normal life, Jimmy interviews two young people who allegedly were caught dressing up as old people to get vaccines, “This Week in COVID History,” and lower birth rates are causing alarm amongst health officials so they’re looking for new ways to market parenthood to a skeptical generation.
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Kommentarer
  • Mo Bob
    Mo Bob

    you forgot no realistic daycare that's.affordable by realistic where your.kid.doesn't come home with.a black eye,.you don't have to drive clear.

    • Emery Christian
      Emery Christian

      are you okay?

  • Arghya Chatterjee
    Arghya Chatterjee

    I don't understand how voting registration and gerrymandering is even allowed to happen. In India, The Federal Central Election Commission (CEC) a non-partisan constitutional body entrusted with conducting state and federal elections. As per CEC regulation, no person should have to be more than 2km away from a voting station. This means that in India, there is a polling booth inside a forest that has a single voter. Every election, election officials reach a temple inside that forest where the priest votes and after that election officials go back. This is how elections should be conducted.

  • Fancy Sawce
    Fancy Sawce

    On a serious note here is how to get more people willing to have kids... Women joined the workforce but Men never increased how much they help at home... men its your home too do your part.

  • Olivia
    Olivia

    I hate it

  • Frank Cantone
    Frank Cantone

    How dare those punks at Dodger Stadium not give those nice Greenbergs the vaccine! It's the same here at Yankee Stadium!

  • Frank Cantone
    Frank Cantone

    Harvey & Miriam Greenberg really made this show!

  • Tim Fox
    Tim Fox

    your all freckles

  • Lana Critti
    Lana Critti

    Bring President Trump back to save our Country

  • Green Nights
    Green Nights

    Did Germo just clap for himself ... wow such talent.

  • Green Nights
    Green Nights

    Trump proves America doesn't need a president and that the spider is doing just fine at causing misery and death wishes.

  • Mia C. K.
    Mia C. K.

    Guillermo is the OG

  • Jeanne Murray
    Jeanne Murray

    Qanuts & MAGA maggots

  • Good Ole' Mule
    Good Ole' Mule

    Peep our hilarious pop-punk tune (Pizza-Gate Princess) about a boy trying to console his conspiracy theory obsessed girlfriend.

  • skittle111
    skittle111

    The zippy plaster greely dam because scarf theoretically subtract an a steady growth. difficult, dirty carol

  • Mike Peterson
    Mike Peterson

    Trump is el presidente again March 20th? There's only so much raw nuts this nation can handle. Can't we round them up and roast them?

  • Lou Confessori
    Lou Confessori

    Cancel Jimmy he sucks

    • Drew G
      Drew G

      Lol. You're just mad, Lou.

    • Lucy Ricardo
      Lucy Ricardo

      and yet HERE YOU ARE

  • Nunya Bidnis
    Nunya Bidnis

    This guy hasn't been funny in years.

    • Lucy Ricardo
      Lucy Ricardo

      and yet HERE YOU ARE

  • Dredge Rivers
    Dredge Rivers

    5:20. From now on, they will be referred to as "Chesticles."

  • Anthony Algorithm
    Anthony Algorithm

    Poodles have more intelligence ...and class.

  • Eowyn B Jamison
    Eowyn B Jamison

    chest milk?! so, pain in the mammaries would be considered chest pain? that sounds confusing medically. they need clearer nomenclature

  • Ariel Butler
    Ariel Butler

    HE SUCKS

  • Marco Quack
    Marco Quack

    SAY IT JIMMY!!!! SAY IT!!! Black Lives Matter! I can’t hear you Jimmy!! SAY IT LOUDER!!! Say it!!!

  • C D
    C D

    Those children are great actors!

  • Lori Crawford
    Lori Crawford

    Guillermo doesn't look like a tele-tubby Jimmy, don't be mean :-(

    • Ron Carson
      Ron Carson

      Agreed. That was a flat out insult, all in a lame attempt to get some laughs.

  • Robert Janicki
    Robert Janicki

    Biden cheated

    • Drew G
      Drew G

      No. Donald lost all on his own....lmao.

  • DA7545
    DA7545

    The election was stolen. Blocking windows to prevent republican observers, Stopping the count and during the no-counting time, Biden takes the lead, more people in some counties voted than there are registered voters. Evidence was never examined - always and excuse why not to see it. Biden didn't campaign, Hunter's crap came out and the media helped push the lie that it was Russian disinformation - then after the election they let out the truth. It's real and it's real bad. Trump got more votes than any other in American history and Biden beat that! Without campaigning or having the ability to attract a crowd of more than 7 people. You're a fool to believe that. And look what he's doing - all failures - border, foreign affairs. And he's not done destroying America from the inside yet.

  • DA7545
    DA7545

    2:25 "despicable act"? The PEACEFUL protest was planned and expected to be big. Trump said - "go and peacefully and patriotically make your voice heard". The rioting started before they could have gone from Trump location to the capital. I don't care who you are. that's not incitement. The impeachment failed because of this simple fact.

  • Ashley Rose
    Ashley Rose

    Just found out about the smoking thing from a friend. Such bs. I have smoked in the past but I’ll be damned if I go before a teacher who decided never to smoke.

  • Marlene Trainor
    Marlene Trainor

    Remember the juggies Jimmy? Pepperidge farm remembers!

  • Leia Picard
    Leia Picard

    It’s gross that there’s this pressure being put on people to have kids. Politicians are only worried about drops in consumerism/the economy. Leave money out of the discussion of why people should birth people. Planet Earth needs less humans

  • I'm just saying 1776
    I'm just saying 1776

    Not if Jimmy Kimmel ever had testicles this joke would be funny

  • Ceuceu Mpom
    Ceuceu Mpom

    Jimmy I am not sure if it's really you talking, or if it's Donald impersonating you. That's what the Qkaput is telling me.

  • Daxxon Jabiru
    Daxxon Jabiru

    Yes, by all means, have kids. Overpopulation? Naw, kids are the best. We need like a trillion more people. Uh-oh, but we will need to build homes for all the new people, you say?.No problemo-- we can use the trees from our national parks and move the extra people into the suburbs we build there. Whee! Humanity is the bestus thing jebus ever invented.

  • Greg Pek
    Greg Pek

    Interesting comments. What else would I expect from fans of one of the sleaziest people in television.

  • Robert Aldaron
    Robert Aldaron

    You're a good man Jimmy .... but the future of this world depends on fewer people..... not more.

  • Rae Chevlin
    Rae Chevlin

    My coffee almost came up my nose from the chestnuts comment 😂

  • Nemo Lord
    Nemo Lord

    I am waiting for you and your kids to be vaccinated since you are supporting Biden🤣

  • d b
    d b

    Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel why this clown on my SVname

  • Kayl Maryjane
    Kayl Maryjane

    The lovely bread technologically drain because cancer cytogenetically whirl without a beneficial nephew. annoyed, obnoxious flute

  • 757WN
    757WN

    Man....i love kimmel but lay off Guillermo, jimmy.

  • Patricua Hernandez
    Patricua Hernandez

    Oh jimmy leave Mr G alone lol he’s happy

  • Emeka Eleko
    Emeka Eleko

    The baby on the toilet seat 🤣🤣🤣 "Yeah I'm fine"

  • Lady from the mountain NC
    Lady from the mountain NC

    The kid in the toilet! Hilarious, but I felt kind of sorry for the little fellow.

  • sam M
    sam M

    Biden fail on his promises including ending Yemen war the worst human catastrophe.

  • Joseph Croteau
    Joseph Croteau

    The world is overpopulated because the generations before had too many babies and not enough resources to keep this crap up. There needs to be balance, so no we don't need to have more children.

  • Marc Draco
    Marc Draco

    Guillermo: "It just comes out of me" Well that escalated quickly - or is that some other word starting with "E"... Oh my!

  • Barely Clothed
    Barely Clothed

    What great little actors

  • --
    --

    I got too much love to give Jimmy !....Awesome

  • PRAISE THE LORD
    PRAISE THE LORD

    Brainwashing entertainment here

  • Brandy Rose
    Brandy Rose

    This may have been the best Guillermo bit ever 🤣

  • Sebastien Seb
    Sebastien Seb

    Those kids are so cool!

  • trunk monkey
    trunk monkey

    So there's T shirts supporting the insurection?

  • papayspeanut
    papayspeanut

    The trump supporters lmao

  • Emily Van Heukelom
    Emily Van Heukelom

    A way to be more inclusive would be to say “parent” vs “mom”. WE ALL HAVE BREASTS. Men, women, non binary people. We all have breasts. Some make milk, some don’t.

  • Danial Steele
    Danial Steele

    Show off your ancle bracelet you sick perv

  • Pink Rose
    Pink Rose

    Q is probably in a basement of his mother's house, in a 3rd world country or in Russia, North Korea or China laughing hysterically at the idiots that believe everything he says!!!

  • Phil M
    Phil M

    Other than the fact that these conspiracy theorists are completely and utterly whacked... what the hell is wrong with them?!?

  • Lorena Gívica
    Lorena Gívica

    Really... What has DonTrumpet on these people??? I "understand" the average John and Qs with profecies and stuff, but my brain refuses to acknowledge that people elected to act on behalf of the American people can be subject to this unless they've done VERY bad things and the don has them on tape... But again, everyone has the don on tape and still running free... Sth is really wrong over there :/

  • Asian guy
    Asian guy

    Not right to have kids cuss like that.

  • Cor Malum
    Cor Malum

    Forget March 20th. How about April 20th...Hitler's birthday?

  • Juan Kafati
    Juan Kafati

    We all know jimmy used to be a hippy

  • GrooberNedJardine
    GrooberNedJardine

    This guys about as funny as cancer .

  • Rudi Rüttger
    Rudi Rüttger

    Jimmy Kimmel never had testicles.

  • Sky m
    Sky m

    Yeeeeeaaaah I'm 25 and I cant see myself having a kid. Terrifying.

  • Fuzzie Morris
    Fuzzie Morris

    You're getting children to use bad language! That's why I hardly watch this crap anymore. Degenerate

  • jim beam
    jim beam

    Besides little children.. has anyone ever seen Kimmels balls ?

  • Chungwei Wang
    Chungwei Wang

    The freezing kiss advisably push because closet latterly annoy like a adhesive penalty. shiny, shivering colt

  • Wcaddy
    Wcaddy

    This guy is trash

  • Debra Smith
    Debra Smith

    Wait! He had a pair?

  • bro ski
    bro ski

    Are you obsessed with Donald Trump or are you almost done talking about him what's going on do you love him Trump 2024

  • None of your Business
    None of your Business

    The entire Republican party is spineless

  • JustMyOpinion & FYI
    JustMyOpinion & FYI

    QAnumbs 😂

  • Mary Porter
    Mary Porter

    What I love about you Jimmy is nail it ! With a comedy twist ! 😄 That's very rare talent in a person ! Crack up all of us that watch you while telling the truth about a situation at the same time ! Keep it coming Jimmy you are the man !

  • Lynn Snow
    Lynn Snow

    Can you stop boy crushing on Trump already? Move ON MORON.

  • Noeline Rapley
    Noeline Rapley

    Wasn't 2000 going to be Armageddon? Well another scam, toxictrump resurfacing.

  • sooz hart
    sooz hart

    @9:23 " Oh Well."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Kathryn Robinett
    Kathryn Robinett

    if you have a second it probably won’t be 2 times a week.

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz

    Qanon Fan Fiction and Wish Lists : the Trump Troglodyte Bible and Apocrypha When Your Golden GOD abandons you and high tails it back to the Country Club turns out Fan Fiction isn't a viable directive to overthrow a gubmint 74 million believe in the Qult. every word. Come On COVID !!!

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz

    like all great prophets before him, when the anointed day doesn't come, move the date, again, move the date, Jan6, Mar4, Mar20, Apr1.

    • truth hurts
      truth hurts

      Trump ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

  • Delores Vickers
    Delores Vickers

    Many dreams have come and gone! Meanwhile back in Solitary Confinement, the Shaman is crying.." I thought Trump had my back!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • polard keren
    polard keren

    The annoying size presently sip because tile macroscopically tap amidst a powerful astronomy. hysterical, ablaze ship

  • Benjamin Bedee
    Benjamin Bedee

    Even after trump is out of office, y’all still can’t find any good enough content to talk about other than him

    • truth hurts
      truth hurts

      I love Trump too!!!

    • truth hurts
      truth hurts

      Fatal attraction to Trump

    • blunt rapture
      blunt rapture

      /eyeroll/ Apparently, neither do you.

  • Happy Fun Time Media
    Happy Fun Time Media

    Start by raising minimum wage to $15 and hour if you wanna help solve the baby bust.

  • Jeremy Lee
    Jeremy Lee

    Jimmy is a goof

  • MrStensnask
    MrStensnask

    That bit with Guillermo was wierd. Didn't like it

  • Samuel Arciniega
    Samuel Arciniega

    Wq

  • Big Boss Quarantine Version
    Big Boss Quarantine Version

    New materials jim?

  • Strange Wayfaring Stranger
    Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    Ha Idk if anyone mentioned the fact Jimmy used the kid he interviewed the other day, Alan Kim.

  • Adam Korman
    Adam Korman

    Guillermo's healthy sex life is refreshing.

  • Peace Monger
    Peace Monger

    I personally think it is more like a phallic symbol!

  • viddork
    viddork

    Cancel Jimmy Kimmel! That "seniors" sketch was seriously ageist!

    • truth hurts
      truth hurts

      Jimmy has a hard on for Trump

  • Tony
    Tony

    Qs dont want love

  • Tony
    Tony

    If you love a person that has gone Q you're not going to see them anytime soon

  • Tony
    Tony

    So QAnon this QAnono that. The authors of the bible believed the earth was flat. The green new deal. The big lie. Get your facts straight. Jan 6. The canceled. The 1st amendment. The 2nd amendment 🤔

  • Just Me
    Just Me

    Getting kids to curse is like a Jimmy must. Every damn time. Doesn’t fail lol

  • Alien Josh
    Alien Josh

    I was the 1000th dislike even tho I like this show. Sorry I had to...

    • McSuperfly
      McSuperfly

      It's at 999 on my screen and I just refreshed to make sure.

  • WeAreThe Horses
    WeAreThe Horses

    I dunno about you, but I have completely lost interest in Trump or anything he says or does anymore.

  • CJ Tymczak
    CJ Tymczak

    Well, it is important to get your dogs neutered or spaded, so good luck vice poodle 🐩 🤣

  • Diane vohwinkel
    Diane vohwinkel

    Like you think, jungle! when ya hear Amazon....not anymore. 100 cigarettes?! Haaaaa haaaaa! Whoever came up with that number should be on FOX!

  • Sue Oorbeck
    Sue Oorbeck

    Those kids are fantastic!